are you still at the devil's house?
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
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