Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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