he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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