I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Randomize