They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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