Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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