its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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