I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
We need to rekindle our bromance
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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