btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
