5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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