he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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