I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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