would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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