Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
