she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Randomize
