this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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