Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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