my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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