He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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