this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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