yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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