she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
It's official drugs can't kill me
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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