New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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