I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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