party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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