Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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