in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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