In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
i've created a new STD.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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