just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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