im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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