Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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