Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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