So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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