No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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