Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
