He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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