What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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