You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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