I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
You're like the curious george of whores
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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