"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
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