i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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