I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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