Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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