So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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