i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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