I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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