You surviving the open bar?
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Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
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