he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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