I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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