Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
So many bounce houses so little time
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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