She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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